My Consultant Is a Professor According to My Dog Dog Tank Top – Cute Pet Shirt for Small & Large Dogs, Funny Dog Lover Outfit
A cozy, soft tank designed to celebrate the goofy, wise bond between you and your dog. The front art shows a cheerful golden retriever wearing glasses with the playful headline “My Consultant is a Professor — According to My Dog,” surrounded by paw prints and whimsical academic accents. Lightweight yet durable cotton keeps your pup comfortable on daily walks, training sessions, or lounging at home. The ribbed neckline and armholes hold shape through playtime, and the tear-away label prevents irritation. Fits snug—choose one size up for broad-chested breeds. This tank makes casual days feel a little smarter and a lot more affectionate, reflecting the everyday charm of a furry co-conspirator.
Product features
- 100% combed ringspun cotton (solid colors) for soft, smooth feel
- Medium-weight fabric (5 oz/yd²) — breathable and durable
- 1x1 rib knit and double-needle ribbed binding to retain shape
- EasyTear™ label for itch-free wear
- Runs small—size up for stocky or broad-chested breeds
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
🔁 Return & Refund Policy
Each item is made to order, which means we do not accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, incorrect size selection, or change of mind.
However, we will gladly replace or refund your order if there is an issue caused by us or the production process, such as:
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Damaged or defective item
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Incorrect item received
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Printing or manufacturing error
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Item lost in transit (carrier confirmed)
If you experience an issue with your order, please contact us within 7 days of delivery and include:
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Your order number
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Clear photos of the issue
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A short description of the problem
We will review your request and respond as quickly as possible.
🚚 Important Notes-
All items are print-on-demand and produced specifically for each order
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We are not responsible for delays caused by shipping carriers (USPS, UPS, etc.)
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Orders with incorrect shipping addresses provided by the customer are not eligible for refunds or replacements
We want you to love your purchase. If something goes wrong due to production or shipping issues, we will make it right.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are made of 100% combed ringspun cotton. Heather colors are 93% cotton and 7% polyester
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
Rib Knit
The 1x1 rib knit makes the fabric highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Double-needle ribbed binding
Binding on neck and armholes provides clean garment lines and prevents stretching
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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