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| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
🐾 Golden Retriever Parents: Geniuses According to My Dog Hoodie
Celebrate your Golden Retriever obsession with a hoodie that says what every devoted dog parent already knows—you're a genius, according to your dog! Featuring two regal Golden Retrievers framed by a classic laurel wreath and accented with stars and a paw print, this vintage-inspired design is perfect for proud Golden moms and dads.
✨ Features:
• Soft and cozy unisex fit
• Premium front and back print
• Vintage distressed artwork
• Designed for Golden Retriever lovers
• Great for everyday wear, walks, dog park visits, and lounging with your furry best friend
🐕 Because being loved by a Golden Retriever is the highest honor—and apparently, it also makes you a genius.
Perfect Gift For:
• Golden Retriever Moms
• Golden Retriever Dads
• Dog Rescue Supporters
• Dog Trainers
• Pet Lovers
• Birthday, Christmas, Mother's Day, Father's Day, and Adoption Day gifts
Return & Exchange Policy
Each item is made to order especially for you.
Because our products are custom printed, we do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations due to ordering the wrong size, color preference changes, or buyer's remorse.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery and include photos of the item and packaging. We will gladly work with our print partner to provide a replacement or refund when appropriate.
Please review the size chart carefully before placing your order.
Thank you for supporting our small business and celebrating life According To My Dog! 🐾
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable print surface
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) for breathable, year-round wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord detail
- OEKO-TEX certified low-impact, salt-free pigment dyes
- Relaxed fit with rolled forward shoulders for comfort and mobility
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
100% ring-spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing.
Jersey-lined hood
Features a jersey lined hood with natural colored flatcord (white flatcord on color white), adding a stylish detail.
Rolled forward shoulders
Designed with rolled forward shoulders for enhanced comfort and mobility.
Relaxed fit
Offers a relaxed fit for a casual and comfortable wear experience.
Member of US Cotton Trust Protocol
Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, supporting sustainable cotton farming.
OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes
Made with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified low-impact dyes and clean pigment dye colors that are salt-free, promoting environmentally friendly dyeing practices.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.
Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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