
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Soft, light, and quietly humorous — this lightweight hooded sweatshirt feels like a warm nudge from your favorite pup. The cream canvas keeps the retro, layered lettering front-and-center: “According to my dog, there’s a way to be annoying?” with tiny paw accents that catch the eye. Throw it on for slow mornings with coffee and a wagging tail, backyard play sessions, or lounging after long walks. The relaxed fit and jersey-lined hood make it easy to move, bend, or scoop up enthusiastic greetings, while the gentle, natural tones pair easily with jeans or joggers. It’s the kind of cozy layer that belongs in a dog-lover’s rotation — familiar, comfortable, and a little bit cheeky.
Material and care note: lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton with soft flatcord detail at the hood and low-impact OEKO-TEX dyed color for a cleaner finish.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable print surface
- Lightweight knit (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and easy to layer
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for added comfort and detail
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for free movement
- Dyed with OEKO-TEX low-impact, salt-free pigments; member of U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
100% ring-spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing.
Jersey-lined hood
Features a jersey lined hood with natural colored flatcord (white flatcord on color white), adding a stylish detail.
Rolled forward shoulders
Designed with rolled forward shoulders for enhanced comfort and mobility.
Relaxed fit
Offers a relaxed fit for a casual and comfortable wear experience.
Member of US Cotton Trust Protocol
Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, supporting sustainable cotton farming.
OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes
Made with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified low-impact dyes and clean pigment dye colors that are salt-free, promoting environmentally friendly dyeing practices.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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