Dog Tank Top — "According To My Dog, There's A Way To Be Annoying" Pet Tee
| M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 10.00 | 12.00 | 15.50 |
| Height, in | 7.24 | 8.23 | 9.25 |
| Collar width, in | 5.37 | 6.50 | 9.00 |
| Chest width (laid flat), in | 7.25 | 8.25 | 9.25 |
| Weight, lb | 23.00 | 45.00 | 70.00 |
This soft, stretchable pet tank brings a cozy, down-to-earth vibe to your dog’s wardrobe. The vintage-inspired artwork — a relaxed golden retriever and warm, autumnal lettering — feels like a wink from a loyal companion. Lightweight but structured, the tank slips on easily and keeps its shape with ribbed neck and arm openings. It’s built for everyday wear: lounging by the couch, slow neighborhood walks, or joining friends at a casual outdoor get-together. The message reads playful and affectionate, so your pup looks comfortable and a little sassy while staying comfy.
Size guidance is clear and practical: the fit runs small, so measure your dog’s chest and consider sizing up for broad-chested breeds. The fabric’s smooth surface makes the printed artwork pop and resist fading. Overall, this tank balances style and function — soft, breathable cotton with sturdy seams and a tear-away label to keep your dog comfortable all day.
Product features
- 100% combed ringspun cotton (solid colors) for a soft, smooth feel
- Medium-weight fabric (5 oz/yd²) — breathable and durable
- 1x1 rib knit and double-needle ribbed binding to retain shape
- Smooth printing surface for vivid, long-lasting design
- Runs small — size up for broader-chested breeds; EasyTear™ label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Fiber composition
Solid colors are made of 100% combed ringspun cotton. Heather colors are 93% cotton and 7% polyester
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
Rib Knit
The 1x1 rib knit makes the fabric highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Double-needle ribbed binding
Binding on neck and armholes provides clean garment lines and prevents stretching
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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